memily:

adorabelledearheart:

thepliablefoe:

Norwegian forest cats are the best.

They look like little snow lions.

MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:

The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.

They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.

They run down trees headfirst.

They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.

They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.

In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.

Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?

Viking cats. End of story.

Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet

dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

dad: can you say daddy?
baby: dada
mom: can you say mommy?
baby: YAAAS MOTHA

the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

image

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

Goddess of Batpigs please take me to your leader.



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